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Martin's Rated Toilets (69)

The Beach House, Plaza Adolfo Suarez, Xàbia, Spain

30th January 2018
Excellent standard for this establishment. The toilets are extremely clean well laid out and very accessible. Congratulations to the owner well done.
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La Mona Bistro, Carrer Andrés Lambert, Xàbia, Spain

17th January 2018
Now the reason why I’m giving this little bar a five star is due to the cleanliness and thought that’s gone into the Loos. Top marks to the Management. Such a welcoming spirit....
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Cookie Restaurant, Route de Solalex, Gryon, Switzerland

6th January 2018
Disappointed at this restaurant’s toilet facilities, smelly and do not have any reflection of the price they charge in the main restaurant.
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La Terrasse Gryon, Gryon, Switzerland

4th January 2018
Very simple nothing too specific other than this is not disabled friendly. Clean enough.
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Andorra atelier

30th December 2017
Fantastic very clean well recommended
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Marisqueria Don Denis, Carrer Isabelle Sandy, Les Escaldes, Andorra

29th December 2017
When you attend this 3 Star toilet you are humbled by the fact that very famous people have also urianated in the same loo.
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MIMI ASSESSORIA D' IMATGE, Escàs, Andorra

27th December 2017
Well a one fit for all. Rather pathetic little toilet for all who enters...
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Chester, Plaça Príncep Benlloch, Andorra la Vella, Andorra

27th December 2017
Well what a terrible little toilet. Smelly disgusting and not fit for purpose. Ladies and gents Next too each other. Also downstairs.
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LA CASA DELLA PASTA, Xàbia, Spain

20th December 2017
This restaurant is very nice and the facilities are adequate but nothing special, it’s an all in one, urinal, disabled and main toilet. Not good for a restaurant in its height that serves over 120 people.
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London Beer, Carrer de l'Exportació, Gandia, Spain

20th December 2017
I thought that initially this facility was ok, until I went into the main toilet and saw the toilet pan. Disappointed
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Cru 42, Newton Road, The Mumbles, Swansea, United Kingdom

7th December 2017
Why two stars, unless you’re an athlete forget using this toilet. Downstairs no rail bar, a little pathetic to be frank. Anyway clean and functional.
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Les Ombres, Quai Branly, Paris, France

24th November 2017
For such an expensive restaurant sitting opposite the Eiffel Tower so disappointed with dated and untidy toilets.
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Macéo, Rue des Petits Champs, Paris, France

24th November 2017
Very clean, well laid out. Big mirrors giving it the feeling of size.
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Wepler Brasserie, Place de Clichy, Paris, France

23rd November 2017
One star why???? Well presented well payed out, but stinky as hell, the smell!!! You want to vomit 🤮
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Le Relais Tronchet, Rue Tronchet, Paris, France

22nd November 2017
Ok I’m the the city of have and have nots. No good for disabled people. Mans toilet like the OK Corral...
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Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport, Roissy-en-France, France

22nd November 2017
These toilets are located in the Baggage area, nothing special. Easy access
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EL PARISIEN, Jávea, Avenida Arenal, Platja de l'Arenal, Spain

20th November 2017
Just popped into this little eatery, for a coffee and a cheesecake and was very impressed with the cleanliness of the facilities. Well done to the owner and staff for caring.
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Molly Malone's, Travessia Marina Baixa, Benidorm, Spain

19th November 2017
Pretty rank and dirty would not eat at this place.
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La Galiana Campo de Golf, Carcaixent, Spain

14th November 2017
Not good for a golf club.
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La Siesta, Avenida del Mediterráneo, Xàbia, Spain

12th November 2017
Nothing special, quirky and clean. Easy access.
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Bar Kandhala, Jávea, Paseo Amanecer, Platja de l'Arenal, Spain

10th November 2017
I’m giving this 3 stars due to its cleanliness, however, with no toilet seat it shows a lack of care by the owners. Well positioned on the ground floor with easy access. One sink for washing your hands used by Males and Females.
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Chabadabada, Paseo Amanecer, Xàbia, Spain

3rd November 2017
A little pokey, small but clean, just don’t change your mind no room for that.
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LESS, Torhoutse Steenweg, Bruges, Belgium

23rd October 2017
It’s clean, but nothing special, easy access.
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De Karper, Karperstraat, Zulte, Belgique

22nd October 2017
A most unusual setup, two cubicles and two urinals. So if a guy is taking a leak, the lady can walk in and see his tool, not good. But clean
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Estapati Jávea, Xàbia, Spain

8th October 2017
So enough photos, just the rating. Clearly, nicely positioned to the Bar. However, there is enough evidence that the management does not give a monkeys about the after care of the toilets, as there is toilet paper, and water or otherwise on the floor.
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Valencia Airport, Manises, Spain

5th October 2017
Absolutely pathetic excuse for an Airport toilet. Disgusting state of affairs. I will leave the photos tell their own story.
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Restaurante Asiático Semana 8, Xàbia, Alicante, Spain

2nd October 2017
Fairly clean the flush on the toilet is broken in the men’s room and on the urinal that is also broken. The extractor fan is full of dust which is pretty unacceptable.
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Acqua Bar & Steakhouse, Xàbia, Spain

2nd October 2017
Clean, functional but small. Easily accessible. A little smelly with cleaning products.
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SALT, Avenida de Ultramar, Xàbia, Spain

30th September 2017
Other than the occasional smell, which I believe is down to having no ubend, this is easily solvable.
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Frankfurt Airport, Frankfurt, Germany

25th September 2017
Very clean as you would expect, however, very smelly.
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Fret@Porter, Freta, Warsaw, Poland

25th September 2017
Cramped, smelly. Totally unacceptable.
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Mamaison Hotel Le Regina Warsaw, Kościelna, Warsaw, Poland

24th September 2017
Fantastic toilets exceptionally clean and well presented.
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STIXX Bar & Grill, Warsaw, Poland

23rd September 2017
For a nite club I’m giving this maximum rating. Only problem stairs for the disabled, but there again I’m sure that they could sort that out.
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Restaurant Głodomory Mokotów, Jurija Gagarina, Warsaw, Poland

22nd September 2017
It seems to be a common theme in Poland one toilet for all. Nothing special.
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sofra, Wilcza, Warsaw, Poland

21st September 2017
Very basic, no hand towels. Only one toilet for 50 users in the Men's Loo. Very poor.
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Restaurant Il Cavaliere, Hoża, Warsaw, Poland

21st September 2017
I'm going to give this a low rating not for cleanliness, because it's very clean, it's for having a restaurant that seats 30 dining guests with one toilet for everyone. On this basis it's very poor.
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Ristorante Ribot, Via Marco Cremosano, Milan, Metropolitan City of Milan, Italy

17th September 2017
They claim to have established this very popular restaurant in 1975. However the toilets appear not to have been updated since inception. Clean functional but very dated.
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Duomo 21, Via Silvio Pellico, Milan, Metropolitan City of Milan, Italy

16th September 2017
A little walk from the terrace restaurant, clean and functional.
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Bar Castello, Piazza Castello, Milan, Metropolitan City of Milan, Italy

16th September 2017
Attendants in charge and wanted 50 cents. The toilet was dirty and dated with no toilet seat.
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Valentino Legend, Via Agnello, Milan, Metropolitan City of Milan, Italy

14th September 2017
No urinals one toilet no lock, although clean, downstairs no good for disabled
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Obicà Brera, Via Mercato, Milan, Metropolitan City of Milan, Italy

14th September 2017
Not so clean and lots of things wrong. Don't get me wrong great restaurant and great food, however, the two flights stairs to walk down, and the men and women's next door to each other, well god help if there is a line up!!!
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Kona Restaurant, Buckingham Gate, London, United Kingdom

6th September 2017
Well what can I say, superb.
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Conrad London St. James, Broadway, London, United Kingdom

6th September 2017
Absolutely first class. The feel and look of true quality.
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Hilton London Paddington, Praed Street, London, United Kingdom

6th September 2017
It's always good to use a nice laid out clean toilet. Good sign Dyson hand dryer, not cheap. Good quality hand soap. And regularly checked for cleanliness.
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Peking Seoul, Praed Street, London, United Kingdom

6th September 2017
Well what a disgusting little toilet. Inappropriate for disabled people. Down one flight of stairs. Dirty and just plain dirty. I'm now scared to eat...
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london sawyers arms

6th September 2017
I'm gonna rate this 2 stars not because of the condition but due to the overwhelming smell of disenfecant. It's a shame otherwise it would have had 3 stars
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London Elizabeth Hotel, Lancaster Terrace, London, United Kingdom

6th September 2017
A very modern and extremely clean toilet. Easy accessible.
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Meliá White House, Albany Street, London, United Kingdom

5th September 2017
Very clean modern and very accessible from the Bar. Disabled friendly
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Queens Head & Artichoke, Albany Street, London, United Kingdom

5th September 2017
Well what a nice surprise. The pub and restaurant is very basic, but to visit the Loo and see a standard that is far superior to that of the pub was fantastic.
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Restaurante la Casita de Paco, Carretera Gata, Xàbia, Spain

30th August 2017
Very old very dated, very basic. Functionality is ok. Just don't expect a lot.
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Restaurante Amanecer, Xàbia, Spain

28th August 2017
A little dated but very clean. Disabled friendly which is always welcome. Nice touches with deodorants available.
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Kathmandu Nepali - Indian Restaurant, Jávea, Alicante, Spain

20th August 2017
A little dated, skid marks inside the toilet pan, suggesting that it's not regulary checked.
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Bar Bilbo's, Jávea, Carretera del Cap de la Nau Placita, Platja de l'Arenal, Spain

17th August 2017
A very good example of an unpleasant and dirty toilet. Just not up to any standard.
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Republic Denia, Dénia, Spain

16th August 2017
This toilet has all the working functions. Very clean and easily accessible.
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Embruix Restaurant, Carrer d'Enric Valor, Xàbia, Spain

4th August 2017
Perfectly clean, very nice and baby and Disabled friendly. However photo of the stairs to reach their destination.
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Restaurante Volta i Volta, Calle Santa Teresa, Xàbia, Spain

29th July 2017
Very nice and clean user friendly.
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Jumeirah Zabeel Saray - The Palm Jumeirah - Dubai - United Arab Emirates

25th July 2017
One word exceptional
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The White Rose, Newton Road, The Mumbles, United Kingdom

6th July 2017
Fairly dirty and very basic. Make sure that you do not have to use the toilet in an emergency.
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Tal cual, Xàbia, Spain

5th July 2017
A very clean toilet hence the 3 Stars. However, this restaurant and its toilet is not conducive for people with severe disabilities who cannot climb steps. The access is two flights of stairs....
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Restaurante "NAU NAU" Club Nautico Javea, Xàbia, Spain

1st July 2017
Outside toilet from the main restaurant. Dissatisfied with the overall cleanliness and out datedness
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Hospital IMED Elche, Elche, Spain

21st June 2017
Private room. Extremely clean and well presented. Beautiful.
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La Máquina Chamberí, Calle Ponzano, Madrid, Spain

10th June 2017
Best restaurant in Madrid 1 week waiting for table. But only 3 star for the toilets
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Loop 54 Night Club, Avinguda de Tarragona, Andorra la Vella, Andorra

10th June 2017
Pretty disgusting
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Boccaccio, Rue Massena, Nice, France

10th June 2017
Nice. Nothing to be stated other than this is 5 Stars
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Les Comptoirs Casino, Banyuls-dels-Aspres, France

10th June 2017
Clean - toilet paper but where are the seats?!
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Hotel Can Rafel * * * *, Carrer Can Rafel, Cervelló, Spain

10th June 2017
Although very dated it's very clean. 4 Star for cleanliness and 2 Star for being so old
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Club de Golf Jávea, Province d'Alicante, Espagne

9th June 2017
These toilets are clean but dated. Silly place for hand dryer.... but there you go.
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Bristol Harbour Hotel & Spa, Corn Street, Bristol, United Kingdom

22nd May 2017
The Jetty restaurant in the hotel -- Nice clean toilet- quality soap by london white company with luxury hand cream- small but clean
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